Sunday, September 13, 2009

have you heard the one about the turtle and the snails?

so a turtle was walking on the street one day, minding his own beeswax, when two snails come along and mug the poor turtle.  after the incident, the police came to take a report, and asked the turtle if he could recount the details as to what happened.  the turtle replies “i don’t know officers, it all happened so fast!”

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